That's chintzy.  Why not a machined clamp?

I wanted to do that.  But when I looked into it, there were so many tube sizes to make clamps for, it wasn't funny.  And machined clamps need to be made for only one tube size.   In the end, it would mean way too much money in inventory, and the price would raise by at least $30.  Who needs that?

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